LRC歌词下载
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Riki Lindhome[00:09.88]The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand[00:11.82]And string theory is easy to understand[00:14.46]The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright[00:16.57]Healthcare will be resolved overnight[00:19.39]The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen[00:21.37]And we both have really good taste in men[00:23.80]And there really is a Black Forest land[00:26.22]Where everyone gets all their ham...[00:29.37]And I swear, I ****ing swear[00:34.04][01:31.26]I didn't Google you...[00:37.17][01:36.80]Okay, I did, I admit it[00:39.17]It was so easy to do[00:41.64]7, 008 results[00:44.29]And I know everything about you[00:46.54]You're not a sex offender[00:48.91]But you failed home ec in 1997[00:51.37]It really isn't that weird[00:53.72]Come on, we're all adults here...[00:58.80][01:58.14][02:28.43]Everybody Googles each other[01:00.42][01:59.96][02:29.87]Everybody does their Facebook research[01:02.42][02:02.25][02:31.99]It's how we get to know one another[01:04.92]To make sure that we don't get raped.[01:07.14]I don't have any mental disorder[01:09.00]And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order"[01:11.81]It takes forever to get in my pants[01:13.86]This old-fashioned girl likes romance[01:16.46]I am not fearful of being alone[01:18.46]And Zack Morris had a really small phone[01:21.19]Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring[01:23.43]Cell phones in the '80s...[01:26.76]And I swear, ****in' swear[01:38.99]And I know that you Googled me too[01:41.17]How else would you have known[01:43.83]That my dog contracted herpes?[01:45.88]Sing it again, 'cause this melody[01:48.36]Feels really good to sing[01:50.63]Stop pretending it's taboo[01:53.10]Like m**********n in the '50s...[02:04.12]To make sure that you're not in porn.[02:06.92]I do not mean to be jealous already[02:08.76]But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty[02:11.19]I think you may have dated her[02:13.46]Or maybe she's your lesbian friend[02:16.15]I see that you got really drunk on your birthday[02:18.29]Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?[02:21.01]I do not mean to make judgments now[02:23.21]But if we date, some things will have to change...[02:34.17]To make sure that you don't have cats.