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[00:00.000] 作词 : Trey Parker[00:00.435] 作曲 : Trey Parker[00:00.870]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasIn the silly[00:02.610]Middle East[00:04.160]No trees, no snow, no[00:05.400]Santa Claus[00:06.430]They have different religious beliefs[00:08.520]They believe in[00:09.570]MuhammadAnd not in our holiday[00:11.800]And so every[00:13.600]DecemberI go to the[00:14.840]Middle East and say[00:19.380]Hey there,[00:19.940]Mr. M****m[00:20.720]Merry ****in'[00:21.560]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasPut down that book,[00:22.930]The Koran'[00:23.760]And hear some holiday wishes[00:27.120]In case you haven't noticed[00:27.890]It's Jesus'[00:29.110]BirthdaySo get off your heathen[00:30.990]M****m Ass[00:31.920]And ****in' celebrat[00:35.670]There is no holiday season[00:37.530]In India,[00:38.380]I've heard[00:39.410]They don't hang up their stockings[00:40.930]And that is just absurd[00:43.020]They've never read a[00:44.080]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Christmas stor[00:44.860]They don't know what[00:45.740]Rudolph is about[00:46.640]And that's why in[00:47.980]DecemberI'll go to[00:49.010]India and shout[00:53.240]Hey there,[00:53.690]Mr. Hinduist[00:54.440]Merry ****in'[00:55.480]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasDrink egg nog, and eat some bee[00:57.680]And pass it to the[00:58.820]MissusIn case you haven't noticed[01:02.320]It's Jesus's[01:02.990]BirthdaySo get off your heathen[01:04.640]Hindu assAnd ****in' celebrat[01:09.300]Now I heard that in[01:10.590]JapanEveryone just lives in sin[01:12.540]They pray to several[01:14.030]GodsAnd put needles in their skin[01:15.930]On December twenty-fifth[01:17.730]All they do is eat a cake[01:19.380]And that is why[01:20.140]I'll go to[01:21.050]JapanAnd walk around and say[01:26.290]Hey there,[01:26.790]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Mr. Santois[01:27.320]Merry ****in'[01:27.820]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasGod is gonna kick your ass[01:29.730]You infidelic pagan scum[01:31.540]In case you haven't noticed[01:34.780]There's festive things to do[01:36.110]So let's all rejoice for[01:37.360]JesusAnd Merry ****in'[01:37.990]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Christass to yo[01:41.590]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - On Christmas[01:42.490]Day, I travel 'round the world and say[01:46.950]Taoists, Krishna's,[01:47.580]Buddhists and all you atheists too[01:48.450]Merry ****in'[01:51.420]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Christass to yo[01:59.490]Thank you,[02:00.110]Mr. Hat