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[00:00.00] 作词 : El-P[00:00.00] 作曲 : El-P[00:00.00](Burrrrp) Oh, yeah, oh, you son of a ******es[00:04.68](It gets so ******' crabby in this booth, man)[00:09.70](It's like 90 degrees in here)[00:14.16](Smells like Satan's toilet)[00:18.81](I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory[00:28.56]The latest in technology[00:30.06]Stepfather Factory[00:31.44]Jobs for the community[00:32.79]A Stepfather Factory[00:34.20]The age of familial industry[00:35.70]A Stepfather Factory[00:36.54]Building tomorrow's fathers today[00:38.43]A Stepfather Factory[00:39.93]The latest in technology[00:41.40]Stepfather Factory[00:42.78]Jobs for the community[00:44.07]A Stepfather Factory[00:45.45]The age of familial industry[00:47.64]Building tomorrow's fathers today[00:50.16]Spilling the leftovers of creational clay[00:52.65]We grew with the concept now we're ready to go public[00:55.62]Today's a big day for the company[00:57.57]A big step for the little-steppers who slept for years uncomfortably[01:01.26]Little man, little lady, cute little baby[01:03.75]Reach your hand out to the future of automated robotics[01:06.69]On display here for the first time in (enter year here)[01:09.21]At the World's fair - but is it really?[01:10.95]Ladies and Gentlemen I propose that the market is sinking[01:13.32]under the weight of useless contraptions added to the shopping carts of all hard-working families[01:17.61]Electric doodads and wizard hats and such to keep the munchkins entertained[01:20.58]But get replaced by newer versions or just breakdown systematically[01:23.40]Mothers - how many times have you debated self-euthanasia tablets for breakfast snacks[01:27.15]When restlessness attacks seemingly at random?[01:29.37]With an emptiness inside that's hard to identify, maybe[01:31.77]Pursuing habits like pill-popping and constant overeating?[01:33.81]Chances are you've been abandoned[01:35.01]Well I'm no scientist, that's not what I went to school for[01:37.47]And I'm not a doctor, so I don't know much about medicine[01:39.90]But I'm willing to bet that you, yes you little[01:41.61]what's your name sweetheart? (wawa) yeah, whatever[01:43.26]Get a funny feeling in your tummy when you see mommy cry[01:45.36]Something between woozy and confusion[01:47.43]And you spend your thoughts on how the sadness[01:48.81]in your mommy can be rooted out, burned, scorned, turned out, forgotten[01:51.90]So you can concentrate on candy and little baby dolls or[01:54.36]Whatever it is that normal kids get to think about[01:56.25]Well I can honestly say that this invention is,[01:58.29]Let me start by saying we've grafted only the finest of,[02:00.63]Inserted the most high tech, state of the art, with brain charted for authentic[02:04.62]True to human emotion and trained to be domestic[02:06.87]Made from the most easily available materials and, uh, loosely inspected[02:10.47]Guaranteed to revolutionize[02:11.94]Perfectly realistic and even somewhat institutionally respected[02:15.12]Robotic relative[02:16.80](That's why I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory[02:21.48]The latest in technology[02:22.98]A Stepfather Factory[02:24.42]Jobs for the community[02:25.65]A Stepfather Factory[02:27.09]The age of familial industry[02:28.59]A Stepfather Factory[02:29.67]Building tomorrow's fathers today[02:31.26]A Stepfather Factory[02:32.73]The latest in technology[02:34.14]A Stepfather Factory[02:35.70]Jobs for the community[02:37.08]Stepfather Factory[02:38.34]The age of familial industry[02:40.29]I'm not only the president, I'm a client[02:42.51]So you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1[02:45.42]A new addition to your living room space, watch it go[02:48.24]Under warranty for at least 90 days, so have fun[02:51.00]If in that time frame there's a problem, please let us know[02:53.73]Before you start there's a few details that you must learn[02:56.46]Technical specs about your unit to make things run smooth[02:59.46]In an effort to find an energy source our company's learned[03:02.16]The cheapest way to keep his battery running is with booze[03:04.92]Plug it in, give it a name, man of the house, help sustain[03:07.86]Wear the pants, you can relax, one of the pack, nuclear fam (literally nuclear)[03:11.52]Brings us to the safety chapter[03:13.35]Section 87 in your handbook subsection 16 entitled[03:16.29]Troubleshooting[03:17.04]Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing[03:19.26]With the crispy plutonium center[03:21.27]Of your automated new spouse and then driven[03:23.61]Possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its artificial emotion circuits[03:27.63]And in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this condition[03:30.66]has led to simulated feelings of resen**ent and worthlessness[03:33.45]Manifested in the highly unlikely but still possible act[03:36.12]of physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy surfaces[03:40.20]Remember, no cash returns[03:42.66]Only credits towards future purchases[03:44.52]" Why are you making me hurt you?[03:53.25]I love you."[03:55.17]" Why are you making me hurt you?[04:00.18]I love you."[04:02.10]" Why are you making me hurt you?[04:06.45]I love you."[04:07.38]"Why are you making me hurt you?[04:08.19]I love you."