Bruce (feat. Bertie Carvel & Lauren Ward) - Matilda Children Cast.mp3

[00:00.35]Brooce Bogtrotter
[00:05.87]Yes, Miss?
[00:08.76]You liked my cake, didn't you, Brooce?
[00:12.26]Yes, Miss.Trunchbull.
[00:14.28]And I'm very sorry that...
[00:15.11]Oh no, no, no, no...
[00:17.16]As long as you enjoyed the cake.
[00:18.82]That's the main thing.
[00:20.63]Is it?
[00:21.33]Yes, Bogtrotter. It is.
[00:23.30]Oh... Well... I did... thank you...
[00:26.12]Wonderful. Marvellous.
[00:26.80]That makes me so happy.
[00:27.86]It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine.
[00:31.94]Oh, Cook?
[00:42.39]What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite?
[00:44.66]Well... Yes... I'm full...
[00:46.41]Oh no, you're not full.
[00:48.27]I'll tell you when you are full,
[00:49.94]And I say that criminals like you
[00:51.35]Are not full until you have eaten the entire cake.
[00:53.85]But-
[00:54.03]No buts! You haven't got time for but. Eat.
[00:55.75]But I can't eat it all...
[00:56.62]Headmistress, he'll be sick...
[00:58.68]He should have thought of that
[00:59.57]Before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake!
[01:04.61]Eat!
[01:05.84]He can't!
[01:06.78]Eat!
[01:07.19]He surely can't!
[01:08.47]Eat!
[01:09.01]He might explode!
[01:10.30]EAT!
[01:11.57]A single slice
[01:13.27]Or even two, Brooce
[01:15.06]Might have been nice
[01:16.78]But even you, Brooce
[01:18.52]Have to admit
[01:20.18]Between you and it
[01:22.32]There's not a lot of difference in size
[01:25.98]He can't
[01:26.77]He can, Brooce
[01:27.23]He surely can't
[01:28.08]He surely can't
[01:28.94]You are the man, Brooce
[01:30.28]He might explode
[01:32.06]He's quite elastic
[01:33.76]He's going to blow, make him stop
[01:35.82]He's fantastic, look at him go
[01:38.50]I can't watch
[01:39.38]And we made a bet
[01:40.99]This must confirm, Brooce
[01:42.84]But we all suspected
[01:44.54]You have a worm, Brooce
[01:46.37]Or maybe your largeness is like a TARDIS-
[01:50.24]Considerably roomier inside
[01:53.77]He can't
[01:54.57]He can, Brooce
[01:55.05]He surely can't
[01:55.95]He surely can't
[01:56.83]You are the man, Brooce
[01:58.11]B-R-O-O-C-E, Brooce!
[02:04.34]You'll never again be subject to abuse
[02:06.99]For your immense caboose
[02:08.66]She'll call a truce, Brooce
[02:11.10]With every swallow you are tightening the noose
[02:14.53]We never thought it was possible
[02:17.73]But here it is coming true
[02:20.57]We can have our cake and eat it too(se)
[02:24.52]The time has come
[02:25.34]To put that tumbly tum to use
[02:28.92]No excuse, Brooce
[02:31.29]Let out your belt
[02:32.12]I think you'll want your trousers loose
[02:34.74]Oh stuff it in (Brooce)
[02:37.07]You're almost finished (Brooce)
[02:38.44]You'll fit it in
[02:39.30]Whatever you do just don't give in
[02:41.19]Don't let her win
[02:42.66]Come on, Brooce, be a hero
[02:46.02]Cover yourself in chocolate glory
[02:53.18]Too much, it's just too much
[02:56.29](Come on Brooce, do it!)
[02:58.15]Silence!
[03:13.04]Oh, Brooce!
[03:17.77]You'll never again be subject to abuse
[03:20.24]For your immense caboose
[03:21.83]She'll call a truce, Brooce
[03:24.36]Just one more bite and you'll have
[03:26.25]Completely cooked her goose
[03:27.48]We never thought it was possible
[03:30.61]But here it is coming true
[03:33.50]We can have our cake and eat it...
[03:38.20]Aaah..
[03:42.34]Aaah...
[03:46.80]Aaah....
[03:51.16]Aaah...Aaah......
[04:01.38]Aaah, bracing!
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