[00:00.00] 作词 : Peter Harris/Jeffrey Townes/Wiilard Smith[00:00.00] 作曲 : Peter Harris/Jeffrey Townes/Wiilard Smith[00:00.00]Parents Just Dont Understand[00:05.41]Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince[00:07.70][00:09.20]愿msh天天愉快![00:10.47][00:10.92]You know parents are the same[00:12.27]No matter time nor place[00:13.60]They don't understand that us kids[00:14.89]Are going to make some mistakes[00:16.45]So to you other kids all across the land[00:19.27]There's no need to argue[00:20.74]Parents just don't understand[00:32.87]I remember one year[00:33.92]My mom took me school shopping[00:35.57]It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister[00:39.50]All hopped in the car[00:41.06]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall[00:43.70]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose[00:46.28]I didn't say nothing at first[00:47.90]I just turned up my nose[00:49.29]She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20"[00:51.81]I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"[00:54.71]The next half hour was the same old thing[00:57.16]My mother buying me clothes from 1963[01:00.01]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate[01:02.83]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips![01:05.29]I said, "Mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep"[01:07.99]She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"[01:10.66]I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please"[01:12.78]She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"[01:16.09]I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer[01:18.90]Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers[01:21.66]But if you don't want to I can live with that but[01:24.40]You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"[01:27.28]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same[01:29.97]Inevitably the first day of school came[01:32.57]I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick[01:35.45]But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, forget it"[01:38.20]There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax[01:40.68]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts[01:43.43]And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought[01:46.16]The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought[01:48.90]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball[01:51.62]Because they were pointing and whispering[01:53.12]As I walked down the hall[01:54.46]I got home and told my Mom how my day went[01:56.55]She said, "If they were laughing you don't need them,[01:58.53]"Cause they're not good friends"[01:59.85]For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom[02:02.14]That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times[02:05.09]So to you other kids all across the land[02:07.65]There's no need to argue[02:09.44]Parents just don't understand[02:22.31]Oh-kay, here's the situation[02:24.41]My parents went away on a week's vacation and[02:27.22]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche[02:29.74]Would they mind?[02:30.82]Umm, well, of course not[02:32.65]I'll just take it for a little spin[02:34.28]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends[02:38.31]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood[02:41.12]Well, maybe I shouldn't[02:42.20]Yeah, of course I should[02:44.02]Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot[02:46.01]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block[02:48.60]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking[02:51.60]I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking[02:54.39]You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions[02:57.03]I honked my horn just to get her attention[02:59.72]She said, "Was that for me?"[03:01.00]I said, "Yeah"[03:01.91]She said, "Why?"[03:02.60]I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"[03:05.21]She said, "How do I know you're not sick?[03:07.56]You could be some deranged lunatic"[03:10.46]I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince =[03:13.14]Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"[03:16.22]She agreed and we were on our way[03:18.64]She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word[03:21.58]We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive[03:24.15]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes[03:27.09]She kicked her shoes off onto the floor[03:29.76]She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"[03:32.17]She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas[03:34.95]We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast[03:37.85]The sun roof was open , the music was high[03:40.55]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh[03:43.31]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far[03:45.86]I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car[03:48.79]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche[03:51.51]And to make this long story short - short[03:54.21]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell[03:56.77]I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"[03:59.71]I almost had a heart attack that day[04:02.05]Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway[04:05.03]I was arrested, the car was impounded[04:08.05]There was no way for me to avoid being grounded[04:10.60]My parents had to come off from vacation to get me[04:13.23]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me[04:15.98]My parents walked in[04:17.30]I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"[04:21.92]They didn't speak[04:22.76]I said, "I want to plead my case"[04:23.97]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face[04:26.58]That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived[04:29.23]They took turns -[04:30.21]One would beat me while the other one was driving[04:32.18]I can't believe it, I just made a mistake[04:34.86]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place[04:37.36]So to you other kids all across the land[04:40.23]Take it from me[04:41.78]Parents just don't understand