This Party Took a Turn for the Douche - Garfunkel & Oates.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Riki Lindhome
[00:11.16]We roll into the bar cause thats how we do
[00:13.35]Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew
[00:15.45]Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that ************ go she
[00:17.88]Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce
[00:20.91]Operator, can you help me trace this call?
[00:24.09]Were laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing
[00:26.46]Im the liking the direction this night is going
[00:28.65]But then I look up and something has changed
[00:31.02]Everyone around us looks ******* deranged
[00:33.15]I look to my left, I look to my right
[00:35.22]Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight
[00:37.35]With supertight abs and supertan skin
[00:39.54]I swear this aint the club that I walked in
[00:41.82]Then the techno music starts to play
[00:43.89]And the room smells like Axe body spray
[00:45.99]Im like Golda Mier with no gold in my ear
[00:48.39]Please tell me what the hell happened here
[00:50.52]Yo it aint pretty but you know its the truth
[00:52.50]This party just took a turn for the douche
[00:56.88]For the douche, for the douche
[00:58.08]For the mother******* douche
[00:59.37]Thought it was a perfect party
[01:01.53]Now its just a lot of Ed Hardy
[01:03.36]This party just took a turn for the douche
[01:11.31]I guess I cant beat em so Im gonna join em
[01:13.47]Need some douche phrases and Im gonna coin em
[01:15.51]Put my Bluetooth in and Im on my way
[01:17.82]Gonna be a mother ******* douchebag today
[01:19.86]Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree
[01:22.17]Wax off my chest like Mr Miyagi
[01:24.21]Get a Chinese tat, dont know what it means
[01:26.34]But it makes me look deep to girls in their teens
[01:28.50]Dont need sleeves on my ************rt, just rip em off
[01:30.81]And leave em exposed like Bernie Madoff
[01:32.94]Fake tan so brown you can call me foxy
[01:35.13]Gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy
[01:37.56]Got more chains than Mr. T
[01:39.63]I pity the *******wad who messes with me
[01:41.58]Cause Im doin roids til my ******* get teeny
[01:43.98]Like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace, up inside the weenie
[01:45.99]Gettin crunk on brewskis with my broskis
[01:48.51]Im cooler than Ice cube wearing snow skis
[01:50.55]Sweeter than the life of Zach and Cody
[01:52.65]Higher than the voice of Truman Capote
[01:54.69]Yeah Ill drop a G for a bottle of Goose
[01:56.94]This party just took a turn for the douche
[02:01.23]For the douche, for the douche
[02:02.46]For the mother******* douche
[02:03.69]Thought it was a perfect party
[02:05.85]Now its just a lot of Ed Hardy
[02:07.71]This party just took a turn for the douche
[02:15.36]Were an army in the night like Norman Mailer
[02:17.67]And its time to be a tool like my name is Tim Taylor
[02:19.86]Im a VIP cause my table said so
[02:21.99]Im a use some Rufees cause the skank said no
[02:24.36]I like my hair like I like my girls drink
[02:26.46]SPIKED as *******!!!
[02:28.77]Did my last keg stand like General Custer
[02:30.75]And Im assessin the damage like a claims adjuster
[02:33.00]I aint your Daddy but Ill call you son
[02:35.19]Yeah I get metaphysical like ******* John Donne
[02:37.47]Im holdin up the beats like I was Lloyd Dobbler
[02:39.69]Girls are on the dance floor shakin their cobbler
[02:41.82]Im Cool like LL, fly like Jeff Goldblum
[02:44.01]Im gonna find the biggest ho in this room
[02:46.11]Girls wax is Brazilian, her manicures French
[02:48.33]Jean Nate is her signature stench
[02:50.34]She got rocks on her fingers and beneath her areolas
[02:52.68]Her gardens more savage then ch ch cherry colas
[02:54.90]Her heels are as clear as my intentions to bang her
[02:56.94]Hope shes birth controlled like Margaret Sanger
[02:59.04]Gonna Boner Stabbone her, Mike Seaver her Beaver
[03:01.29]Take her gold for cash then mother ******* leave her
[03:05.55]I aint in love w you cousin I aint George Michael Bluth
[03:07.86]This party just took a turn for the douche
[03:15.99]For the douche, for the douche
[03:24.24]For the mother******* douche
[03:25.47]Thought it was a perfect party
[03:27.69]Now its just a lot of Ed Hardy
[03:29.52]This party just took a turn for the douche