[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham[00:01.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham[00:12.698]Could you turn my headphones? Turn up my, or[00:15.292]I'm the only one in here, so, I'm gonna turn up my own headphones[00:18.680]For myself, thank you, you're welcome[00:21.561]Tryna make microwave popcorn[00:25.770]in a microwave[00:28.881]I am on that way, I am on that way[00:33.882]Tryna make microwave popcorn[00:35.725]I take the packet out the plastic (Takin' out the plastic, brrt)[00:38.859]Reading the directions on the back of the package (Ooh)[00:42.004]Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage (You a savage)[00:44.628]So let's get crackin' (Tryna make microwave, ayy)[00:47.244]I put the packet on the glass (What glass?)[00:50.662]The little glass dish in the microwave (Got it)[00:54.324]I close the door (Which door?)[00:56.654]The door to the microwave (What is wrong with you?)[00:59.022]You follow all the rules when you're a studious guy (Step one)[01:02.412]Insert the packet, set the power to high[01:04.760]Cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (Mm, kind of a wide range)[01:09.620]Tryna make microwave popcorn in a microwave (Brrt)[01:16.979]I am on that way, I am on that way[01:21.678]Tryna make microwave popcorn[01:24.031]The popcorn's done (Thank God)[01:26.638]I open up the door, I take it out[01:30.307]Ah,sh, goddamn, that's hot (super hot)[01:32.921]Makes sense (I burnt my fingies)[01:35.794]I open up the packet (The packet)[01:38.434]It smells smoky and the kernels are black, shit (No)[01:41.827]I burned it (No), I burned it (For real?)[01:44.714]Yes, for real, do you think you're helping by saying all this? (Tryna make microwave)[01:48.344]I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' popcorn)[01:50.972]I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (Skinny Pop)[01:54.118]I look back at the microwave, wait a minute[01:56.477]How'd I miss this button? There's a button and the button says, "Popcorn" (Oh no)[02:01.967]On the microwave (There was a button that said popcorn?)[02:05.549]I am on that way, I am on that way (I shoulda hit that button)[02:09.717]Tryna make microwave popcorn (Tryna make microwave)[02:13.904]In a microwave (Guys, stop)[02:19.690]I am on that way, I am on that way (Everyone's talking at the same time, shut up, shut up)[02:21.794]Tryna make microwave popcorn