[00:00.000] 作曲 : Michael R. Jackson[00:07.424]USHER: I am a Disney usher[00:09.116]I'm barely scraping by[00:10.961]My discontentment comes in many shapes and sizes[00:14.347]But I woke up this morning[00:16.079]I told myself to try[00:17.858]I told myself that I would make no compromises[00:22.402]Today...[00:28.456]A meeting with my landlord[00:30.009]Who makes me miss my train[00:31.924]And I smell awful cause there is no time to shower[00:35.534]I plaster on a smile[00:37.164]Pretend I have no brain[00:38.940]Make nice with a*****e tourists hour after hour[00:43.491]Today...[00:49.807]Today, I plan to change my whole life forever[00:56.671]THOUGHT: Usher, surprise! How you doin'?[00:59.502]It's your daily self-loathing![01:01.191]I had some time to kill[01:02.278]So I thought I'd drop by to remind you just how truly worthless you are![01:06.189]THOUGHT: Hey Usher, how you doin'?[01:09.193]It's your financial faggotry and baby[01:11.874]We need to chat about this situation with Shitty Bank Student Loans[01:17.383]USHER: Rewrite that shitty lyric[01:19.271]To make the ending land[01:21.026]Condense the repetition to its most essential[01:24.491]Define a formal structure[01:26.156]So people understand[01:27.956]Pull out the stops to show his story's full potential[01:32.438]Today...[01:38.939]Today, I plan to change this show for the better[01:45.314]THOUGHT: Usher? Head of corporate niggatry here[01:48.150]Just checking in to see if you found your unapologetic Blackness yet[01:51.702]'Cause your numbers are in the toilet with the Black Excellence crowd and you're real close to cancellation. Coon![01:58.394]THOUGHT: Usher, as supervisor of your sexual ambivalence[02:02.011]You can rest assured that I have sealed the gates of your body and mind-[02:06.354]So that nothing can get inside your shitty b******e until you give the word[02:11.730]USHER: I want to break the cycle[02:13.459]That's so ingrained in me[02:15.169]But change comes way too slow[02:16.861]And I am in a hurry[02:18.793]There's all of this rejection[02:20.583]Which brings such misery[02:22.235]But with my white girl music[02:23.767]I drown out the flurry of[02:26.845]Today...[02:32.665]I am a Disney usher[02:34.469]I'm barely scraping by[02:36.154]My discontentment comes in many shapes and sizes[02:39.690]When I wake up each morning[02:41.424]I tell myself to try[02:43.214]I tell myself that I will make no compromises[02:47.198]So days like this just get me[02:50.086]I hate days like today[02:52.703]Days when I face myself[02:54.837]But see the same reflection[02:58.035]Someone who's stuck rewriting[03:00.896]And stuck in his own way[03:03.417]Someone who plans to edit every imperfection[03:09.535]Today...[03:15.607]Today I plan to change myself -[03:18.559]THOUGHT: Oh girl, whatever!