Inflatable You (Live) - Tim Minchin.mp3

[00:09.574]Your love for me is not debatable
[00:14.224]Your sexual appetite's insatiable
[00:18.664]You never ever make me waitable
[00:22.426]Delectable, inflatable you
[00:30.446]You don't have problems with your weight at all
[00:34.913]You never steal food off my plate at all
[00:39.014]I never have to masturbate at all
[00:42.802]Unstoppable, inflatable you
[00:47.373]You never seem to menstruate at all
[00:51.762]So you're not angry when I'm late at all
[00:55.915]I feel permanently felatable
[00:59.337]Unpoppable, inflatable you
[01:05.319]With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
[01:12.921]With the right kind of gas I might even try it someday
[01:20.444]In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
[01:26.243]We could just float forever whatever the weather
[01:29.770]Whenever my inflatable lover's around
[01:35.177]Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
[01:39.409]You always do just what you are toldable
[01:43.380]And if we argue you just foldable
[01:47.402]Controllable consolable you
[01:51.582]My mates all reckon you are suitable
[01:55.814]I took you around to watch the footable
[02:00.307]And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
[02:03.494]Refutable, commutable you
[02:08.117]You're never sensitive or tickley
[02:10.991]No~
[02:12.402]When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
[02:16.660]It's known as static electricity
[02:20.212]Felicity when I'm kissing you
[02:25.933]Your skin is so smooth, I couldn't afford you with hair
[02:34.109]You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
[02:41.528]Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
[02:47.301]To know if you get down I just perk you right up
[02:50.984]With a couple of squirts with the pump off my bike
[02:56.496]You never wake up when I snore at all
[03:00.127]A trait which I find quite adorable
[03:03.445]You have a box and you are storable
[03:06.658]Ignorable, back-doorable you
[03:16.088]Any sexual position's feasible
[03:19.850]Although you don't bend at the knees at all
[03:23.533]Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
[03:26.877]Increasable, un-creasable you
[03:30.952]You don't complain about my hairy back
[03:34.948]Or about the inches that downstairs I lack
[03:38.788]You're not disgusted by my furry crack
[03:52.529]Burt Bacharach
[03:55.846]Jack Kerouac
[03:58.511]Ooo
[04:00.731]Now birth control is not an issue
[04:03.971]No!
[04:04.833]I clean it all off with a tissue
[04:08.882]I bet my jealous friends all wish you
[04:11.494]Were insatiably inflatably theirs
[04:14.759]Yeah! Piano solo me
[05:49.845]Don't let me down
[05:53.659]Don't let me down
[05:57.107]Don't let me down
[06:00.477]And I won't let you down
[06:04.552]Woah~~