[00:07.35]Went down to Albert's Alley[00:10.47]Pick up on me a Collins mix[00:14.61]Went to the bar an' ordered me a drink[00:17.52]Tried to relax myself[00:21.42]Looked around and saw two soul sisters[00:25.17]They were sippin' sodas[00:28.26]And the other look caught their companions[00:30.78]On the dance floor[00:32.88]They were doin' the Collin's shuffle[00:36.75]Pretty soon a cute little number[00:38.13]Came and asked me to do the stomp polka[00:44.22]I told her I couldn't do the stomp polka[00:48.18]I could show her how to do the Sissy[00:51.99]We were on the dance floor[00:53.13]And I was doin' my thing[00:56.82]After a while out of nowhere[00:58.26]Up walks her boyfriend[01:01.44]While she's standin' there doin' the shivers and shake[01:06.66]He gave me a look that was very icy blue[01:10.98]And believe me, he made me thaw out![01:16.11]I said to myself, "Albert, don't lose your cool"[02:09.00]By that time I'd gotten hungry[02:12.42]'Cause I smelled someone cookin' catfish[02:16.83]Oughta be something along, with some greens[02:18.42]Told him definitely, I didn't want no leftovers![02:25.14]The cook took so long about fixin' my grub[02:29.55]I had to go see what was takin' him so long[02:31.68]He was back there jivin'[02:36.57]I had to tell him to get it together[02:40.59]He asked me, "Can't you wait?"[02:42.45]Made me mad, I said, "No man, I ain't got time,[02:47.61]I've got to keep on pushin',[02:48.84]I got to make it down the soul road,[02:56.01]Got to go, do some turnin' on"[03:09.03]Don't want person, give me no dyin' food[03:14.22]So I'm leavin' town, goin' home[03:18.93]I've got homesick anyway[03:22.80]I'm leavin' this place before I freeze[03:27.00]Goin' home to defrost[03:30.78]Ain't gonna have me lookin' like a snow cone[03:34.98]I don't know, he's gettin' rough!