How Can I Become a Bawlaa - Lil Dicky.mp3

[00:28.722]Smoking weed with my foreign b***h
[00:32.274]Smoking weed with my foreign b***h
[00:35.331]My window down, I'm riding to my new shit (wish that was me)
[00:39.536]Got my new b***h, got my, got my new b***h (this dude a g!)
[00:43.193]I don't camp off with no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the **** that mean?)
[00:46.720]Never payin for no p***y, **** them hoes for free
[00:49.384]That's a ****ing bawlaa
[00:52.833]How can I become a bawlaa?
[00:57.535]Mirror mirror on the wall
[00:59.259]How can d sexy learn to ball
[01:01.035]I wish I was TIP and I could spit some shit with southern drawls
[01:04.666]I wish I could flip a brick and spit dat shit like Rick Ross
[01:08.166]Holla at broads, at the mall
[01:09.995]Spit about a mother****ing b***h up in the whip
[01:11.771]And getting lit up in the backseat
[01:12.816]Talkin shit about a dinner with an athlete
[01:14.749]**** that, can't rap like the rest of these mother****ers
[01:16.787]Without all ma writtens being fact free
[01:18.485]Do y'all know how bad I wish I could
[01:20.261]But y'all would laugh if I spit hood
[01:22.037]So now ya man is making jams about some random
[01:24.754]Shit, when dudes is rappin bout they ****in weaponry
[01:27.941]Homicidal tendencies
[01:29.744]The only dough that I can boast about is seeded sesame
[01:33.296]I'm jealous B.
[01:34.237]Cause errbody in the game get to say they kill
[01:36.457]Errbody in the game get to say steal
[01:38.181]Errbody in the game sayin words like trill
[01:40.010]Really wish that I could make that shit
[01:41.368]Fake that shit
[01:42.178]Without coming off all gay ain't shit
[01:43.667]Cause if I coulda rapped like wayne
[01:45.077]Then I'd prolly be sayin a lot of the crazy shit like
[01:47.664]I'ma kill you p***y ass b*****s with the chopper
[01:50.929]Now make that p***y pop off... and this shit would sound proper
[01:54.847]Smoking weed with my foreign b***h
[01:58.165]Smoking weed with my foreign b***h
[02:01.378]My window down, I'm riding to my new shit (wish that was me)
[02:05.375]Got my new b***h, got my, got my new b***h (this dude a g!)
[02:09.032]I don't camp off with no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the **** that mean?)
[02:12.584]Never payin for no p***y, **** them hoes for free
[02:15.353]That's a ****ing bawlaa
[02:18.723]How can I become a bawlaa?
[02:23.713]Here we go
[02:24.366]Here's a flow
[02:25.228]Bout some shit I really know
[02:27.056]I'm a spit it raw and swag it up as if I'm really cold
[02:30.504]Ma cheerios is honey nut
[02:32.385]Gear at most a hunned b*****s
[02:34.188]PS I Love You is on the TV d sexy tearin up
[02:37.688]Go up to the bathroom, I have to
[02:39.046]Ma dentist say I gotta make an effort now it's time to floss
[02:41.397]Hollat my dog, and I call the mother****er to me and
[02:43.592]Get a leash and take him out to walk
[02:44.820]Roll around the ave
[02:46.282]I put his shit up in a bag
[02:47.954]And then a whip pull up, the windows down, this b***h look out and asking
[02:51.611]How she get back on the high way
[02:53.701]Told that b***h to drive straight
[02:55.556]And take a left on honeycut
[02:57.254]But stay up in the right lane
[02:59.317]Cause it come up kinda quick
[03:00.624]You see what the **** I'm sayin,
[03:01.616]Other people get to rap about like
[03:03.027]Home cooked crack, and like jail n shit
[03:06.109]And I gotta spit a lotta shit about a mother****ing
[03:08.095]Kid up in a crib that's got the central air
[03:09.871]It's not fair
[03:10.811]No one cares
[03:11.752]Real talk I just wanna braid ma hair
[03:13.450]And rap about whatever bruh
[03:15.278]Money hoes etcetera
[03:17.107]Instead of bein clever every measure but I'm never gonn be
[03:20.790]Smoking weed with my foreign b***h
[03:24.029]Smoking weed with my foreign b***h
[03:27.451]My window down, I'm riding to my new shit (wish that was me)
[03:31.370]Got my new b***h, got my, got my new b***h (this dude a g!)
[03:34.922]I don't camp off with no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the **** that mean?)
[03:38.553]Never payin for no p***y, **** them hoes for free
[03:41.557]That's a ****ing bawlaa
[03:44.640]How can I become a bawlaa?