[00:00.00] 作词 : Marshall Mathers[00:01.00] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers[00:09.25]Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's[00:13.84]"Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)[00:15.44]Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking[00:17.66]Envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells[00:20.66]I know this is risky thinking[00:22.57]But I wanna stick her like she decals[00:25.59]But when murdering females better pay attention to these details[00:29.44]Or you could be derailed, better wear at least three layers[00:32.98]Of clothing or be in jail[00:34.42]If you get scratched because your DNA'll[00:36.98]Be all up under her fingernails[00:39.35]Man he hears you I don't think he cares[00:41.89]He gives a ****** even his pinky swears[00:44.36]Three personalities burstin' out of me, please, beware[00:47.67]Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs[00:50.92]She's all aware in no underwear she's completely bare[00:54.14]Turns around and screams I remember distinctly[00:57.04]I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."[00:59.39]Chop her up put her body parts in front of Steven Avery's trailer[01:03.87]And leave 'em there[01:04.81]But hey man I was framed[01:08.12]I know what this looks like officers[01:09.85]Please just give me one minute[01:11.30]I think I can explain[01:14.65]I ain't murder nobody I know these words are so nutty[01:17.49]But I'm just here to entertain[01:20.30]How come your ************rt is so bloody?[01:22.43]There's a missing person,[01:23.27]So what he's got nothing to do with me[01:27.04]I'm almost certain I was framed[01:30.37]Woke up it was dawn, must a knew something was wrong[01:34.42]Think I'm becoming a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on[01:37.77]Donald Duck's on as the Tonka Truck in the yard[01:41.00]But dog how the ****** is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car[01:44.20]Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it[01:47.43]Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon[01:50.83]Me, 'cause I feel somewhat responsible[01:52.58]For the dumb little blonde girl[01:54.34]That mother******' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond[01:57.55]Second murder with no recollection of it[02:00.50]Collecting newspaper articles, cutting up sections from it[02:03.90]Memory is too ****** to remember destructive temper[02:06.73]Cut my public defender's jugular[02:08.68]Then stuck him up in the blender[02:10.33]Another dismembered toddler[02:12.06]Discovered this winter probably[02:13.64]'Cause the disassembled body[02:15.21]Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly[02:18.61]I'm going in for questioning[02:19.97]Them son of a ************es probably just wanna pin this on me[02:23.42]But hey man I was framed[02:26.54]I know what this looks like officers[02:28.75]Please just give me one minute[02:30.08]I think I can explain[02:33.23]I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty[02:36.35]But I'm just here to entertain[02:39.74]How come your ************rt is so bloody?[02:41.33]There's a missing person,[02:42.19]So what he's got nothing to do with me[02:46.23]I'm almost certain I was framed[02:49.42]Still on the loose they[02:51.81]Spotted me inside McDonald's, Tuesday[02:54.31]In a Toronto Blue Jays cap looking like your college roommate[02:57.59]With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher[03:00.80]Or was it Cool J the cops is on a goose chase[03:03.37]Just escaped from the state pen for raping eight women who hate men[03:06.53]Don't make it no weirder I'm naked when I break in your ba************t[03:09.91]Under your babies play pen I lay[03:12.34]And wait adjacent facing the door remaining patient[03:15.17]While staying complacent blatant[03:17.43] sexual implications are continuing to get thrown[03:20.64]Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems[03:24.01]Left on your pillow in hopes that when you get home[03:27.36]You'll get the hint ho, I'm in your window[03:30.88]But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene[03:35.08]In a verse and be charged with first degree[03:37.15]Cause it just happened to match up perfectly[03:39.45]With the massacre or the Burger King burglary[03:42.03]No officer you see I was framed[03:45.63]I know what this looks like officers[03:47.67]Please just give me one minute[03:48.95]I think I can explain[03:52.43]I murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty[03:55.04]But I'm just here to entertain[03:58.28]How come your ************rt is so bloody?[04:00.21]There's a misssing person,[04:01.15]So what he's got nothing to do with me[04:05.17]I'm almost certain I was framed