[00:17.26]Sleep, little baby, sleep now my love[00:24.47]The Milky Way's shining high up above[00:29.90]When you grow up, you will learn all that stuff[00:34.38]But for now, close your eyes[00:38.57]Close your eyes[00:41.00]Sleep, little baby, try not to squawk[00:48.43]Tomorrow and tomorrow you'll learn how to walk[00:53.61]To love and laugh, to ???? and talk[00:58.04]But for now, beddy-byes[01:03.78]Your blanket's hand-knitted with pure angora wool[01:09.52]Your nappy is dry and your tummy is full[01:15.10]Of enough antihistamine to chill out a bull[01:20.44]Yet still all this gringing[01:25.76]What more could you want for?[01:28.46]I just cannot guess[01:31.35]You constantly complain to me;[01:34.03]you should feel blessed[01:36.53]There are children in Africa starving to death[01:41.56]And you don't hear them whinging[01:49.53]What more can I do to put a stop to[01:54.56]This mind-numbing noise you are making?[01:59.84]Where is the line between patting and hitting?[02:04.73]When is rocking "rocking" and when is it "shaking"?[02:12.00]I don't know what else I can do to try to hush you[02:16.88]My heart says "I love you", but my brain's saying "**** you"[02:21.92]And hoping a child trafficker will abduct you[02:26.58]At least then I'll get a few hours in bed[02:31.25]I've shushed and I've cooed and I've even try to sing[02:36.24]"Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da" in the exact voice of Ringo[02:41.66]Now all I have left is to hope that a dingo[02:46.14]Will sneak in and rip off your fat ****ing head[03:24.35]Hush little baby, don't say a word[03:29.18]Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird[03:32.66]In the hope you get avian flu[03:35.71]The nice folk in A&E will take care of you[04:17.99]That's it, close your eyes, shhh, not a sound[04:25.76]I can barely see your tiny chest moving up and down[04:31.10]One thing they don't mention in the parenting books:[04:37.43]Your love for them grows, the closer to dead they look