[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jim Bonney[00:05.900]These outer worlds are cruel[00:08.397]Our universe is cold[00:11.221]2.7 Kelvin, if truth be told.[00:16.173]Scientism is a lonely field[00:18.781]In which we research double-blind[00:21.860]The very fact we found each other[00:24.524]Boggles the undisciplined mind[00:30.190]I can count on you.[00:32.540]You can count on me.[00:34.988]We're the golden ratio[00:37.076]Geometric harmony[00:40.317]When our theories are challenged[00:43.029]When we stare down peer review[00:46.132]You can count on me.[00:48.396]And I can count on you[00:54.180]Colleagues can be cold[00:55.948]but academia's always true[00:59.221]Why use double entendres,[01:01.677]when sextuple ones will do[01:03.956]You taught me scientismic ways[01:06.901]Even seers did not foresee[01:09.757]Two heavenly bodies never at rest[01:12.277]shot my fluids to 100 degrees.[01:16.804](whisper: "Celsius!")[01:38.989]Putting facts over feelings[01:43.100]That's Scientism's adage[01:49.788]Together we rise above,[01:53.780]we beat the mean average[02:00.468]We cite each other's sources[02:04.108]Cite each other's dissertations[02:10.904]In a universe of lonely nights[02:13.968]we have an intimate collaboration.[02:48.848]I can count on you.[02:51.024]You can count on me.[02:53.657]We're the golden ratio[02:55.744]Geometric harmony[02:59.056]When our theories are challenged[03:01.544]When we stare down peer review[03:04.480]You can count on me.[03:07.106]And I can count on you