Sad - Bo Burnham.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:01.10]This first song is called A World On Fire
[00:06.89]AhhhAHhhhhhh
[00:08.77]The next song is a little bit longer than that one
[00:11.78]And uhh spell of the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff its called sad
[00:41.59]I met a homeless man named Rich He wasn't
[00:48.79]Isn't that terrible
[00:50.23]I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
[00:54.28]I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
[00:59.85]I saw a giraffe that had a short neck
[01:02.42]That was sad, or a... deer
[01:04.81]I saw an old man get hit by a train
[01:11.10]He didn't see it in the pouring rain
[01:15.85]He didn't hear me shout "look out for the train"
[01:22.55]Cause i didn't say anything
[01:29.47]I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is going to be sad."
[01:36.90]And it was
[01:38.42]I'm a genius
[01:47.10]I saw a man with only one eye in a 3d movie
[01:55.42]I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
[02:00.12]I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself
[02:04.77]I saw a kid with red hair
[02:10.16]I went to a store looking for something to buy
[02:15.58]But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
[02:21.57]No wait, this store sells mirrors
[02:25.56]See what I did there?
[02:27.84]Let's Rock
[02:28.86]No
[02:34.85]The world's so sad bros
[02:39.15]Pain, genocide, war, racism,***ism
[02:45.42]But i gotta remember there's good things about it too
[02:49.00]Like the fact that none of that is happening to me
[02:50.86]Score
[02:54.17]Still though it's hard not to be sad about it
[02:57.10]How do y'all do it?
[02:59.43]I've been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song you haven't been sad at all
[03:02.33]You’ve been happy
[03:03.29]No, you've been laughing
[03:05.45]That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything
[03:07.74]It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world
[03:10.66]I mean, not for people who are actually said, but for the people like us who’ve gotta ******* deal with ‘em all the time
[03:16.64]Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero!
[03:25.24]The world isn’t sad. The world’s funny!
[03:26.80]I'm a sociopath!
[03:29.69]I saw an old man slip and fall; hey, what a ******* idiot
[03:34.13]I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral
[03:36.83]Hahaha! Classic comedy!
[03:38.89]Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now
[03:42.88]The Holocaust and 9/11?
[03:46.23]That ****’s funny 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out
[04:00.24]Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes!