[00:00.60]And that's my story here,[00:02.28]for me, Timothy Treadwell,[00:05.20]the kind warrior.[00:07.43]Can I take it?[00:10.16]I'm trying.[00:12.03]Okay, yeah, I can do it.[00:14.47]Why not? Why not?[00:17.66]I've crossed the halfway point.[00:20.04]Government's given me all they have. So far.[00:23.80]I've stood up to it.[00:26.39]I've had danger in the boat, almost died.[00:27.78]I've almost fallen off a cliff, yeah.[00:31.55]The danger factor's about to amp up in the Maze.[00:33.46]The Maze is always the most dangerous.[00:36.91]Lord, I do not want to be hurt by a bear.[00:39.68]I do not.[00:41.59]I always cannot understandwhy girls don't...[00:44.55]wanna be with me for a long time,[00:45.72]because I have really a nice personality.[00:48.15]I'm fun.[00:49.87]I'm very, very good in the...[00:52.00]You're not supposed to say that when you're a guy.[00:53.83]But I know I am. They know I am.[00:56.96]And...[01:01.41]I don't fight with them, I'm so passive.[01:05.00]Bit of a patsy![01:06.79]Is that a turnoff to girls, to be a patsy?[01:09.25]I mean it's not... it's not that I'm a total great guy.[01:13.30]I'm a lot of fun and have a good life going.[01:16.45]I don't know what's going on.[01:19.55]I always wished I was gay. Would've been a lot easier.[01:22.28]You know? You can just "bing-bing-bing."[01:24.38]Gay guys have no problem.[01:26.30]I mean, they go to restrooms and truck stops,[01:29.40]and they perform sex[01:30.85]It's like so easy for 'em and stuff.[01:33.88]But you know what? Alas, Timothy Treadwell is not gay.[01:36.37]Bummer![01:38.16]I love girls! And girls...[01:41.63]Girls need a lot more...[01:43.86]need a lot more, you know, finesse and caring.[01:50.48]And I like that a bit.[01:51.68]But when it goes bad and you're alone,[01:54.39]it's like...[01:57.00]Well, you know,[01:59.70]you can't rebound like you can if you were gay.[02:03.03]I'm sure gay people have problems too,but...[02:05.43]not as much as one goofy straight guy[02:07.48]named Timothy Treadwell.[02:09.22]Anyway, that's my story. That's my story.