The Ultimate Showdown - Lemon Demon.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Neil Cicierega
[00:08.51]Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
[00:10.54]Tokyo City like a big playground
[00:12.73]When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
[00:14.72]And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
[00:16.68]Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
[00:18.79]But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
[00:20.96]Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
[00:22.91]When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
[00:25.20]And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
[00:27.01]Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
[00:29.04]But before he could make it back to the Batcave
[00:31.08]Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
[00:33.37]And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
[00:35.28]And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
[00:37.56]But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
[00:39.29]Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[00:41.59]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[00:46.22]Good guys bad guys and explosions
[00:48.87]As far as the eye can see
[00:50.44]And only one will survive
[00:52.46]I wonder who it will be
[00:54.53]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:06.90]Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
[01:09.00]Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
[01:11.01]Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
[01:13.13]But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
[01:15.15]And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
[01:17.33]When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
[01:19.31]But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
[01:21.42]Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
[01:23.43]Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
[01:25.50]And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
[01:27.63]Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
[01:29.82]And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
[01:31.97]Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
[01:33.98]While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
[01:35.99]Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
[01:38.02]Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
[01:40.57]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[01:44.98]Good guys bad guys and explosions
[01:47.61]As far as the eye can see and only one will survive
[01:51.15]I wonder who it will be
[01:53.27]This is the ultimate showdown
[01:57.59]Angels sang out
[01:59.94]In immaculate chorus
[02:02.24]Down from the heavens
[02:04.14]Descended Chuck Norris
[02:06.48]Who delivered a kick
[02:08.31]Which could shatter bones
[02:10.92]Into the crotch
[02:12.89]Of Indiana Jones
[02:14.74]Who fell over on the ground
[02:17.32]Writhing in pain
[02:19.29]As Batman changed back
[02:21.61]Into Bruce Wayne
[02:23.51]But Chuck saw through
[02:25.51]His clever disguise
[02:27.71]And he crushed Batman's head
[02:29.77]In between his thighs
[02:32.22]Then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White
[02:34.50]And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
[02:36.44]And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie
[02:38.72]And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
[02:40.94]Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader
[02:42.93]Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger
[02:45.05]Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan
[02:46.95]Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
[02:49.20]All came out of nowhere lightning fast
[02:51.20]And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
[02:53.31]It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
[02:55.45]With civilians looking on in total awe
[02:57.68]The fight raged on for a century
[02:59.89]Many lives were claimed but eventually
[03:02.04]The champion stood
[03:03.37]The rest saw their better
[03:04.36]Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater
[03:07.95]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:14.05]Good guys bad guys and explosions
[03:18.20]As far as the eye can see
[03:20.09]And only one will survive
[03:23.44]I wonder who it will be
[03:26.15]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:32.51]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:38.48]Good guys bad guys and explosions
[03:42.29]As far as the eye can see
[03:44.14]And only one will survive
[03:46.67]I wonder who it will be
[03:49.20]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:54.52]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[03:59.47]Good guys bad guys and explosions
[04:02.70]As far as the eye can see
[04:04.55]And only one will survive
[04:06.96]I wonder who it will be
[04:09.31]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[04:14.57]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
[04:19.18]Good guys bad guys and explosions
[04:21.99]As far as the eye can see
[04:23.71]And only one will survive
[04:26.31]I wonder who it will be
[04:28.15]This is the ultimate showdown
[04:32.87]This is the ultimate showdown
[04:36.96]This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny