Prologue / The Day I Got Expelled - Rob Rokicki/Chris McCarrell.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Rob Rokicki
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Rob Rokicki
[00:07.030]LUKE: The gods are real
[00:09.735]Like the Greek gods
[00:12.946]ANNABETH: Like the ones you learned about
[00:14.659]But weren't paying attention to
[00:17.601]LUKE AND ANNABETH: Well, they don't pay attention to you, either
[00:21.028]ALL: Especially if you're their kid
[00:23.785]GROVER: The gods have godly things to do
[00:26.980]GROVER AND SILENA: Godly places they need to see
[00:30.191]CLARISSE: Godly plans they need to make
[00:33.190]That don't include
[00:34.734]Me
[00:35.945]ALL: Yeah, the Gods are real
[00:37.780]And they have kids
[00:39.247]And those kids have
[00:41.082]Issues
[00:44.182]Issues
[00:47.142]BOYS: Daddy doesn't love me
[00:48.685]And mommy is a god
[00:50.220]GIRLS: Mommy can't protect me
[00:51.743]And daddy is a god
[00:53.347]ALL: Mommy is too busy
[00:54.908]And daddy is too busy
[00:56.527]busy, busy, busy, busy being a god
[00:59.249]Yeah
[00:59.993]You never listen to me, you never listen
[01:03.034]You never listen to me, you never listen, oh
[01:06.190]You never listen but now you're gonna listen
[01:08.687]'Cause it's time you heard our side of the story
[01:12.090]It's time you heard our story
[01:16.516]PERCY: (Spoken)Look!
[01:18.256](Sung)I didn't wanna be a half-blood
[01:21.059]I didn't ask to be a hero seeking praise
[01:24.760]Being a half-blood, it's scary
[01:26.374]It mostly gets you killed in very nasty ways
[01:29.722]I didn't want to cause trouble, trouble
[01:32.466]I'm less a player and more the played
[01:36.014]And, honestly, I'd be totally be fine
[01:38.164]If I could make it to the next grade, next grade
[01:41.831]It wasn't dirty socks or my stepdad
[01:44.747]It was danger that I smelled
[01:47.829]The day it all went down
[01:49.791]The day I got expelled
[01:51.352](Spoken) Maybe you don't know what a half-blood is because your life is normal and happy and not constantly in danger, but my life...? Let me set the scene
[02:01.277](Sung) We were on this freaky field trip (ENSEMBLE: Freaky trip)
[02:04.019]That's when this story should probably start
[02:07.646]ALL: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum Of Art
[02:13.549]PERCY: We stopped by all the statues
[02:15.032]And learned about the gods
[02:16.410]With Mr. Brunner and my substitute, Mrs. Dodds
[02:19.159]Hadn't done nothing wrong
[02:20.561]Wasn't rude
[02:21.716]Hadn't rebelled
[02:24.880]ALL: On the day it all went down
[02:27.005]PERCY: The day I got expelled
[02:28.289]MR. BRUNNER: (Spoken) The Greek gods! Almighty titans of earth, sea, and sky! But even they were children once. And they didn't have it easy!
[02:35.757]Their father, Kronos, feared the day his children would one day inherit the earth.
[02:40.287]So what did he do?
[02:42.461]Anyone? Anyone?
[02:46.666]MRS. DODDS: (Spoken) He ate them!
[02:48.897]MR BRUNNER: (Spoken) Ah... thank you Mrs. Dodds.
[02:51.931]But! one child, Zeus, escaped and devised a plan to rescue his brothers and sisters!
[02:57.739]He tricked Kronos into eating a rock. And what did Kronos do?
[03:03.239]Anyone? Any student?
[03:07.776]MRS DODDS: (Spoken) He vomited them up!
[03:13.873]PERCY: I didn't really get the story
[03:16.785]At least it wasn't boring as I'd feared
[03:20.379]But is it me, or is Greek mythology
[03:23.322]Not deeply weird?
[03:25.394]I didn't want to pay attention (ENSEMBLE: Pay attention! Pay attention!)
[03:28.443]Now I wish I had taken notes
[03:31.795]But my focus is in question
[03:33.605]And gods and indigestion caused a groan from all our throats
[03:36.660]ENSEMBLE: Ew!
[03:37.329]GROVER: Baaaaaah!
[03:38.502]PERCY: (Spoken) Dude, what was that?
[03:39.412]GROVER: (Spoken) Uh, nothing!
[03:41.922]PERCY: My best friend was acting strange
[03:45.193]At which he so excelled
[03:48.039]ALL: The day it all went down
[03:50.038]PERCY: The day I got expelled
[03:51.520](Spoken) Why do you have peanut butter in your hair?
[03:53.394]GROVER: (Spoken) Ask Nancy Bobofit. She's a monster! Not literally. I don't think.
[03:58.189]PERCY: (Spoken) She threw a peanut butter sandwich at you?
[04:00.325]GROVER: (Spoken) She threw a peanut butter sandwich at you, I stopped it. With my head.
[04:04.969]PERCY: (Spoken) Grover, you're a good friend.
[04:06.899]GROVER: (Spoken) Aw... Dude. I'm your only friend.
[04:09.780]MRS DODDS: Percy Jackson!
[04:11.101]PERCY: I knew something was up
[04:13.572]When I heard my name get yelled
[04:16.642]ALL: The day it all went down-
[04:19.319]PERCY: I saw something odd in Mrs. Dodds' frown
[04:22.373]ALL: The day it all got weird
[04:24.331]PERCY: The day I got expelled
[04:26.161]MRS DODDS: Mr. Jackson
[04:27.843]Oh-oh-oh-oh! (MRS DODDS: Mr. Jackson)
[04:30.694]Oh-oh-oh-oh! (MRS DODDS: Mr. Jackson! )
[04:33.841]MRS DODDS: (Spoken)Please see me by the sphinx
[04:35.389]PERCY: (Spoken) Look... if this is about Nancy Bobofit, she only hates me because I tried to get her to stop wedgie-ing the first graders-
[04:41.101]MRS DODDS: (Spoken) I have heard much about you... Percy Jackson.
[04:45.493]PERCY: (Spoken) Really? That's very dedicated for a substitute...
[04:47.943]MRS DODDS: (Spoken) Kicked out of five schools in six years. One might question your parentage.
[04:53.616]PERCY: (Spoken) Hey, don't talk about my mom-
[04:55.001]MRS DODDS: (Spoken) And your father? That's right... you don't know who he is!
[05:02.025]PERCY: (Spoken) What's this about anyway?
[05:04.589]Uh, Mrs. Dodds? You have something growing on your-
[05:11.663]MR BRUNNER: (Spoken) What ho, Percy!
[05:13.324]PERCY: (Spoken) Mr. Brunner! What am I supposed to do with a pen- Sword! Woah!
[05:18.668]
[05:25.752]Mr. Brunner? Mrs... Dodds? Um...
[05:33.680](Sung) I didn't know what just had happened
[05:36.609]Was that all a creepy, crazy dream?
[05:40.431]My teacher was a creature, then she vanished in the ether with a demon scream
[05:45.949]The next thing that I knew
[05:48.683]I was where detention was held
[05:51.526]The day it all got real
[05:53.609]The day I got-
[05:54.017](Spoken) Expelled?
[05:55.206]MR BRUNNER: (Spoken) I tried, Percy, but the headmaster stands firm in his decision. You were supposed to stay with the group. And this was your final warning.
[06:02.064]PERCY: (Spoken) But it wasn't my fault, it was Mrs. Dodds! She lured me away, she attacked me, and... you saw it!
[06:07.664]MR BRUNNER: (Spoken) Did I?
[06:09.491]PERCY: (Spoken) And you gave me that pen! Only it wasn't a pen, it was a sword, and... What?
[06:13.885]GROVER: (Spoken) Percy... we've never had a teacher named Mrs. Dodds.
[06:17.508]MR BRUNNER: (Spoken) Perhaps it's for the best. This wasn't the place for you. It was only a matter of time before-
[06:22.959]PERCY: (Spoken) I got kicked out?
[06:24.370]MR BRUNNER: (Spoken) That's not what I was going to-
[06:25.387]PERCY: (Spoken) You think I'm trouble. Just like everyone else.
[06:27.725]MR BRUNNER: (Spoken) No, but... That is to say... I can only accept the best from you, Percy. Someday you'll understand why. I'm truly sorry.
[06:39.262]PERCY: (Spoken) Yeah well, I'm sorry I let you down.
[06:43.249]GROVER: (Spoken) Maybe he's right. You never fit in at this school anyway. You're not exactly...
[06:48.017]PERCY: (Spoken) Normal?
[06:48.722]GROVER: (Spoken) Exactly! I mean, uh, I'll see you on the bus
[06:57.535]PERCY: So if you think you are a halfblood
[07:00.259]Better get headed to the exits now
[07:04.082]'Cause folks will think you're lying
[07:05.149]Better run and don't start crying
[07:06.580]'Cause you're monster chow
[07:09.536]Or stick around and maybe you'll learn from me
[07:12.797]This ain't Odysseus' Odyssey
[07:15.627]So hear me out
[07:17.189]If you're so compelled
[07:20.821]But, nobody listens to me
[07:22.724]They never listen
[07:24.054]Nobody listens to me
[07:25.343]They never listen, oh
[07:26.516]ENSEMBLE: Dude!
[07:27.301]You got
[07:28.770]Expelled
[07:31.036]PERCY: I didn't wanna be a half-blood
[07:33.774]I didn't ask to be a half-blood
[07:39.456]ALL: Expelled!