[00:00.000] 作词 : Pete & Bas[00:00.000] 作曲 : Pete & Bas[00:00.000][00:00.080](Reports of a black Rolls-Royce Phantom)[00:01.790](Registration plate Papa, Nova, Bravo, One)[00:04.000](Last seen on the M25 South-Circular)[00:05.940](Nine, one)[00:06.600](Driving at speeds of 140 miles per hour)[00:09.080](Both suspects are armed and dangerous)[00:10.470](Known to the police as Peter Bowditch and Basil Bellgrave)[00:12.380]Yeah[00:13.470]Call me Pete-achu the way I poke a man[00:15.140]I've had a drink or two, don't provoke a man[00:16.810]I got a stick with extendo clips and a red dot[00:18.730]Watch it light up when I smoke a man[00:20.210]I've been around the block like I'm a whirlybird[00:22.020]I can afford to quit but I prefer to work[00:23.640]And if you wanna come and meddle with the money[00:25.150]I'll be gunning and committing an offense like a dirty word[00:27.150]And I'm a big bad wolf when I send the pack[00:28.910]I red ride in the hood, I got plenty straps[00:30.570]And if a pig kicks off, I load up the dot-dot[00:32.490]Pop off the safety and empty that[00:33.870]I just cut through blocks likе a lumberjack[00:35.700]The new drop's tеn-ten, that's a wonder batch[00:37.380]I just spied the plug and then I rob the food[00:38.960]I got a frenzied show like the Thundercats[00:40.790]I see three little piggies and I load the strap[00:42.450]And then I huff and I puff and I blow the Mac[00:44.130]I got a bird on the line when I load her back[00:46.030]And if I make her cheeks clap, then I'm over that[00:47.790]If she wanna bring a mate, then I'm banging her friend[00:49.380]Then I'll be banging a blue pill, then banging again[00:51.250]I got a spring in me step, a little money to spend[00:52.870]I've just doubled the money then I double again[00:54.460]I've had enough of the talk and then I'm ready to blow[00:56.240]And if a fella wanna live, he better give me the dough[00:58.000]He's got keys of the white on a major scale[00:59.670]And I'ma nick 'em up sharp like an ebony note[01:01.410]And I hope he don't sing to the men in the blue[01:03.080]And if he does, no telling what I'm ready to do[01:04.830]I'll have his face on the paper the following day[01:06.490]And have his old bird up late, checking the news[01:08.210]I lost bets on a dog, got a bone to pick[01:09.840]He gave a dodgy tip, so let me phone him quick[01:11.630]I've gotta break both legs and dispose of him[01:13.320]The thug life got an hold, I can't go legit[01:15.170]I got me hand on the wheel, got the gear to shift[01:16.760]I got a great big sail, so I steer the ship[01:18.560]A little drip of the rum, I'm gonna give it a sip[01:20.120]But giving the wife a little fiddle on her jiggly bits[01:21.880]I got my brand new boots and I'm breaking them in[01:23.720]The steel toe works well when I'm kicking a chin[01:25.500]I've got the wife on the horn, and she's sipping her gin[01:27.140]A little wood in me pecker and I'll be slipping it in[01:28.830]Now I'm a demolition man when I'm breaking it down[01:30.480]I'm chopping up another kilo at the back of the house[01:32.290]And you don't wanna come and run up on the man of the match[01:33.900]I'm strapped up in the manor with a gun in me gam[01:35.520]I'm strapped up in the manor with a slab in me tit for[01:37.530]Quick doff of the cap and I'm popping a blister[01:39.220]Just dropping a bag, then I'm banging his sister[01:41.000]Shake a man's block, 'cause I'm top of the Richter[01:42.600]Magazine teeth sting like the venom of a cobra[01:44.660]Rover, hop in the Range, I'm coming over[01:46.160]Chauffeur, taking her for a ride, bend her over[01:47.840]Poke her, couple of seconds and then it's over[01:49.310]I said I pop downtown in a double-O phantom[01:51.370]Bantam, and it's like work when I panned 'em[01:53.010]Tandem, one in each hand, then I bang 'em[01:54.720]Sand 'em, chuck 'em in a bin, that's standard[01:56.450]Evening, run up on a fella in the dark of the night[01:58.540]Had a fella slipping like he's Dancing on Ice[02:00.410]If he wanna serve up a slice on me doorstep[02:02.050]Then a fella better give me half of the pie[02:03.890]