Tag Monkey (Remix) - Shing02/DJ $HIN.mp3

[00:11.97]A tag monkey is the guy that you see in places
[00:15.08]That sell women's clothing and he looks so helpless
[00:18.43]His expression is the one of the faceless
[00:21.09]Character in Ghibli, solo like no siblings
[00:24.55]Why the long mug, staring at his mobile
[00:27.05]Might as well have a bumper sticker on the forehead that read
[00:30.35]Rather be living than living the dead
[00:32.96]His spirit is so low like he drank some lead
[00:35.77]Then his girlfriend comes out of the dressing room, hi
[00:38.76]He has to run up and smile and give a comment or two
[00:41.67]You don't look fat, maybe it's just small on you
[00:44.88]I'll go get another size, you can wait here boo
[00:47.68]Who is this guy you can't look him in the eye
[00:50.89]'Cause tag monkeys don't mix, Catcher in the Rye
[00:53.89]Divide, keep 'em separated or they go wild
[00:57.15]Walking down the mall, you can identify a
[00:59.80]Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey
[01:11.81]Forever 21, Top Shop, H&M, and Zara, the main culprits of a tag monkey saga
[01:17.72]The usual suspects Victoria's Secrets, other cosmetic stores, Sephora and Kiel's
[01:23.82]Pop music overload, every hit a house mix,
[01:27.28]you swear you could smack the DJ with a sound FX
[01:30.17]Bitch stores like urban outfitters get a metro pass
[01:33.87]never mind the overpriced stuff
[01:35.53]Bed Bath and Beyond, well that's a borderline
[01:38.58]If you're shopping for sheets, then you're knocking the boots
[01:41.63]Otherwise you couldn't care less hanging at a Goodwill or flea market
[01:45.72]Salvation Army rack, probably get the red tag polyester,
[01:49.37] Expendables, Sylvester Sly investor
[01:53.12]If you get your girl to leave home to come to Home Depot
[01:56.40]Bet you can't get her to dance the aisles to to beat though, she's not your
[01:59.79]Tag monkey, tag monkey.You're a tag monkey, tag monkey
[02:11.92]We've all been there, once innocent and pure,
[02:15.08]thinking a date picking clothes would be
[02:16.73]Fun to endure and wouldn't bruise the ego,
[02:19.28]then one day you catch yourself dreaming about
[02:21.63]Heinekens while staring at the mannequins
[02:24.32]Your inner man panicking that's why you're mad at them
[02:27.08]Old Spice, dos equis macho men wouldn't be caught
[02:30.43]Carrying a handful of random things
[02:32.64]Staring at the ceiling fan like you just hit the snooze button, damn
[02:36.40]Swallow a yawn, the game is on
[02:38.55]Queen to pawn an episode of Breaking Dawn
[02:41.50]She can't choose now it's the shoes
[02:43.80]A freaking zoo win or lose paying dues
[02:47.21]Salute the...
[02:47.97]Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey