National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds - Jad Fair/Yo La Tengo.mp3
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[00:00.000] 作词 : David Fair[00:01.000] 作曲 : Ira Kaplan/Georgia Hubley/James McNew[00:19.071]The National Association of Sports Administration[00:23.476]Had a problem with one of its games[00:28.452]Some of the wrestlers were winning their matches[00:32.919]With holds that didn't even have names[00:37.520]The ring-side announcer and most of the fans[00:41.865]Were surprised and completely confused[00:46.247]So they hired a retired college English professor[00:51.337]To name the new holds that were used[00:55.887]A slow dance with trouble[00:58.237]Appointment with pain[01:00.320]And a dunk in the Devil's teacup[01:05.331]King Tut's crunch, and the rubber wrist twist[01:09.254]Were all names the professor thought up[01:14.069]And then he came up with the slowpoke[01:17.904]That's a wind-up and slow-motion slap[01:22.719]And the porcupine hug, and the polar bear rub[01:27.397]And the snap-crackle-pop-crackle-snap[01:32.691]The lip-pull, hip-throw, and tongue twister[01:37.238]The chin pinch and high-diving splat[01:41.700]The hair-pulling, eye-poking, nose tweak[01:46.303]And something called shaving the cat[01:50.737]After naming new holds all day long, every day[01:55.626]He got kind of carried away[01:59.912]He started to talk the same way at home[02:04.039]Every time he had something to say[02:09.148]Like, "Darling, please pass me the tiny white balls[02:13.439]From the table-top tumbler vault"[02:18.406]When all that he really meant by that was[02:23.162]"Honey, please pass me the salt"
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