Stepfather Factory - El-P.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : El-P
[00:00.00] 作曲 : El-P
[00:00.00](Burrrrp) Oh, yeah, oh, you son of a ******es
[00:04.68](It gets so ******' crabby in this booth, man)
[00:09.70](It's like 90 degrees in here)
[00:14.16](Smells like Satan's toilet)
[00:18.81](I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory
[00:28.56]The latest in technology
[00:30.06]Stepfather Factory
[00:31.44]Jobs for the community
[00:32.79]A Stepfather Factory
[00:34.20]The age of familial industry
[00:35.70]A Stepfather Factory
[00:36.54]Building tomorrow's fathers today
[00:38.43]A Stepfather Factory
[00:39.93]The latest in technology
[00:41.40]Stepfather Factory
[00:42.78]Jobs for the community
[00:44.07]A Stepfather Factory
[00:45.45]The age of familial industry
[00:47.64]Building tomorrow's fathers today
[00:50.16]Spilling the leftovers of creational clay
[00:52.65]We grew with the concept now we're ready to go public
[00:55.62]Today's a big day for the company
[00:57.57]A big step for the little-steppers who slept for years uncomfortably
[01:01.26]Little man, little lady, cute little baby
[01:03.75]Reach your hand out to the future of automated robotics
[01:06.69]On display here for the first time in (enter year here)
[01:09.21]At the World's fair - but is it really?
[01:10.95]Ladies and Gentlemen I propose that the market is sinking
[01:13.32]under the weight of useless contraptions added to the shopping carts of all hard-working families
[01:17.61]Electric doodads and wizard hats and such to keep the munchkins entertained
[01:20.58]But get replaced by newer versions or just breakdown systematically
[01:23.40]Mothers - how many times have you debated self-euthanasia tablets for breakfast snacks
[01:27.15]When restlessness attacks seemingly at random?
[01:29.37]With an emptiness inside that's hard to identify, maybe
[01:31.77]Pursuing habits like pill-popping and constant overeating?
[01:33.81]Chances are you've been abandoned
[01:35.01]Well I'm no scientist, that's not what I went to school for
[01:37.47]And I'm not a doctor, so I don't know much about medicine
[01:39.90]But I'm willing to bet that you, yes you little
[01:41.61]what's your name sweetheart? (wawa) yeah, whatever
[01:43.26]Get a funny feeling in your tummy when you see mommy cry
[01:45.36]Something between woozy and confusion
[01:47.43]And you spend your thoughts on how the sadness
[01:48.81]in your mommy can be rooted out, burned, scorned, turned out, forgotten
[01:51.90]So you can concentrate on candy and little baby dolls or
[01:54.36]Whatever it is that normal kids get to think about
[01:56.25]Well I can honestly say that this invention is,
[01:58.29]Let me start by saying we've grafted only the finest of,
[02:00.63]Inserted the most high tech, state of the art, with brain charted for authentic
[02:04.62]True to human emotion and trained to be domestic
[02:06.87]Made from the most easily available materials and, uh, loosely inspected
[02:10.47]Guaranteed to revolutionize
[02:11.94]Perfectly realistic and even somewhat institutionally respected
[02:15.12]Robotic relative
[02:16.80](That's why I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory
[02:21.48]The latest in technology
[02:22.98]A Stepfather Factory
[02:24.42]Jobs for the community
[02:25.65]A Stepfather Factory
[02:27.09]The age of familial industry
[02:28.59]A Stepfather Factory
[02:29.67]Building tomorrow's fathers today
[02:31.26]A Stepfather Factory
[02:32.73]The latest in technology
[02:34.14]A Stepfather Factory
[02:35.70]Jobs for the community
[02:37.08]Stepfather Factory
[02:38.34]The age of familial industry
[02:40.29]I'm not only the president, I'm a client
[02:42.51]So you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1
[02:45.42]A new addition to your living room space, watch it go
[02:48.24]Under warranty for at least 90 days, so have fun
[02:51.00]If in that time frame there's a problem, please let us know
[02:53.73]Before you start there's a few details that you must learn
[02:56.46]Technical specs about your unit to make things run smooth
[02:59.46]In an effort to find an energy source our company's learned
[03:02.16]The cheapest way to keep his battery running is with booze
[03:04.92]Plug it in, give it a name, man of the house, help sustain
[03:07.86]Wear the pants, you can relax, one of the pack, nuclear fam (literally nuclear)
[03:11.52]Brings us to the safety chapter
[03:13.35]Section 87 in your handbook subsection 16 entitled
[03:16.29]Troubleshooting
[03:17.04]Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing
[03:19.26]With the crispy plutonium center
[03:21.27]Of your automated new spouse and then driven
[03:23.61]Possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its artificial emotion circuits
[03:27.63]And in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this condition
[03:30.66]has led to simulated feelings of resen**ent and worthlessness
[03:33.45]Manifested in the highly unlikely but still possible act
[03:36.12]of physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy surfaces
[03:40.20]Remember, no cash returns
[03:42.66]Only credits towards future purchases
[03:44.52]" Why are you making me hurt you?
[03:53.25]I love you."
[03:55.17]" Why are you making me hurt you?
[04:00.18]I love you."
[04:02.10]" Why are you making me hurt you?
[04:06.45]I love you."
[04:07.38]"Why are you making me hurt you?
[04:08.19]I love you."